Intelligent Sardar: - Sardar ke ghar sasural wale aaye, biwi ne kaha"mere ghar walo ke liye jakar bahar se kuch le aao." Sardar gaya aur taxi le aaya..:)
A Sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and suffered huge loss. Do U know what the business was in? He opened a Saloon in Punjab.
"She is kIddinG.." Santa translated dis into- "Woh bachey de rhi h." hahhaha;-)
After Death santa goes 2 heaven, God="Bol kya chaiye"? Santa="Muje sonni kuddi dila do", God= "Dila dunga,, Agr tu Muslim hai to KATRINA KAIF.. Agar Baniya hai to YANA GUPTA.. Aur Agar Punjabi hai to KAREENA KAPOOR,, Bol tera naam kya hai..??" Santa= "Mohammad Santa Singh Aggarwal"...
Santa 'LONDON' K Hotel Me Murgi Khane Gaya Par Murgi Ka English Name Bhul Gaya Waiter-What Do U Want To Eat Sir Santa-1 Plate Egg's Mother Fry.
Sardar returns home after 1 yr Asks 2 son, teri maa kaha he? Son- wo to pichle sal he mar gai thi. Sardar cryng- mujhe btaya kyo nhi? Son- socha surprise dunga.
Ek bar sardar church gaya or waha achanak light chali gayi or andhera ho gya, tabhi church me ghanta baja to sardar chillaya, "O teri Undertaker aa gya".
Santa k ghar 1 billi rehti thi. wo usse tang aa kr kanhi chod aya. ghar aya to billi pehle pahoch chuki thi. santa bili ko dobara kahi dur chod aya,billi fir pehle ghar pahuch gayi. santa ko gussa aya, ab wo billi ko bahut hi zyada dur chodne chala gaya. waha se usne apni biwi ko fone kiya- billi ghar pahoch gayi ya nahi? biwi- pahoch gayi h. santa- us kmini se bol k muje aa k le jay ME RASTA BHUL GAYA HU.
A New Vacuum Cleaner Salesman knocks at a Sardar's Home. Sardarni opens it. B4 She spoke, Salesman rushed into a Room & Emptied A Bag of Cow shit on Carpet. Salesman: Mam, if m unable 2 clean this up wid my new powerful Vacuum Cleaner in next 10 seconds, i'll EAT all this Shit. Sardar Entered and said: Do U need Chili or Tomato Sauce with shit ? Salesman: Why ? Sardar: Coz there's no electricty in d house. MORAL : Nvr B Over Smart. All Sardars r not Mad.
Santa: Piano bajate hue tum apni aankhen kyon band kar lete ho?Banta:Actually audience ki angry looks se main nervous ho jata hoon.
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