Jiska"DIL" tuta ho usey "GENERAL KNOWLEDGE" ki zarurat nhi hoti...., Bolo kyu..? ? Socho.. . . . . Qki Jab "DIL" hi tut gaya to "G.K." kya kare...!
1 baat batao? Pagal insaan tanhai me kya Mehsus karta h? . . . . . . Koi jaldi nahi he!! mehsus karke bata dena.
2day i walkd on d road,suddnly 5 policemen surrounded me,i got afraid. I asked police: y r u surroundin me..? Police:Bcoz Govrnmnt order "SAVE TIGERS".
Kasam kha li hai uski gali Na jaungi Wah kasam kha li hai uski gali Na jaungi Aur Gayi v to kisi ko thodi na bataungi.
Arz kiya Hai, Phool Soongo to khushbu aati Hai, Phool Soongo to khushbu aati hai, Nahi Soongo to nahi aati Hai
Wo Konsa Saanp Hai Jis K Katne Se Sath Wala Insan Kush Hota Hai Nai Pata Bilkul Nai Ludoo Wala SAAP. Ha ha ha
Dew new version:= Pyar karne ki apni 1 reet hai.Pyaar ka dusra naam hi to Preet hai.Isliye Try maro har Ladki par. Kyunki . . . . . . . .Darr ke aage Jeet hai.
A Woody PJ: Wat Wud Happen If U Had a Wooden Bike.. With Wooden Seats.. Wooden Tyres & a Wooden Engine? It Wooden Start!
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