A Golden quote by Abraham Lincoln ::-) "If friendship is your weakest point, then you are the strongest person in the world."
Think about dis 4 a mint. If I happened to show up on your door step crying, Would you care? If i called you & asked you to pick me up because something happened.Would you come If i had one day left to live my life Would you be part of my last day? If i needed a shoulder to cry on Would you give me yours? Life is lonely without friends.
2 best lines: Luv ur luv so much dat u Dont have to ask, "Wid whom u were?" & trust ur friend dat much dat u Dont hve 2 tel, "Dont tell dis 2 any1".
"LOVE" is a small coin. LIFE" is a good coin. "WIFE" is a lucky coin. "LOVER" is a sweet coin. BUT "FRIENDSHIP" is gold coin. Keep it safe.
A very Nice Thought:- the world's happiest friends never have the same nature. They just have the best understanding of their differences.
GOLDEN WORDS FROM A TRUE FRIEND: "I can't promise to solve all your problems, bt i can only promise that i'll never let you face them alone" Thats promise
Most friendships r like a delicate flower,eventually they dry n die.Im however a cactus;I'll always b poking u so that u remember me always.
FRIEND in diff. Languages- Iran- DOST; German- FREUND; Hebrew- CHAVER; French- AMI; Dutch- VREND Mexican- AMIGO; Egypt- Kubari; India- Aur KUTTE kaisa hai.
A frnd circle means a grup of Nalayaks lyk us whr no1 misses a chance 2 shw der kaminapan. Bt evry nalayak is devoted 2 dis crcle truly. luv u Nalayako.
Mangi thi dua maine rab se dena kuch aisa jo alag ho sab se Rab ne mila diya humko apse or kaha Bas yahi cartoon different hai sab Se.
"Feeling"Is A Painting- Never Spoil It."Face"Is A Book-Try To Read It. "Luv" Is Precious- Dont Miss It. And "Friendship" Is A Mirror- Never Break It.
Life's Most Deepest Feelings Are Often Express In Silence, And The One Who Can Read Volumes From Your Silence Is Your True Friend.
Saturday, July 31, 2010
Friday, July 30, 2010
Santa Banta-Jokes-Jokes on Sardarji-Santa Banta Jokes
Intelligent Sardar: - Sardar ke ghar sasural wale aaye, biwi ne kaha"mere ghar walo ke liye jakar bahar se kuch le aao." Sardar gaya aur taxi le aaya..:)
A Sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and suffered huge loss. Do U know what the business was in? He opened a Saloon in Punjab.
"She is kIddinG.." Santa translated dis into- "Woh bachey de rhi h." hahhaha;-)
After Death santa goes 2 heaven, God="Bol kya chaiye"? Santa="Muje sonni kuddi dila do", God= "Dila dunga,, Agr tu Muslim hai to KATRINA KAIF.. Agar Baniya hai to YANA GUPTA.. Aur Agar Punjabi hai to KAREENA KAPOOR,, Bol tera naam kya hai..??" Santa= "Mohammad Santa Singh Aggarwal"...
Santa 'LONDON' K Hotel Me Murgi Khane Gaya Par Murgi Ka English Name Bhul Gaya Waiter-What Do U Want To Eat Sir Santa-1 Plate Egg's Mother Fry.
Sardar returns home after 1 yr Asks 2 son, teri maa kaha he? Son- wo to pichle sal he mar gai thi. Sardar cryng- mujhe btaya kyo nhi? Son- socha surprise dunga.
Ek bar sardar church gaya or waha achanak light chali gayi or andhera ho gya, tabhi church me ghanta baja to sardar chillaya, "O teri Undertaker aa gya".
Santa k ghar 1 billi rehti thi. wo usse tang aa kr kanhi chod aya. ghar aya to billi pehle pahoch chuki thi. santa bili ko dobara kahi dur chod aya,billi fir pehle ghar pahuch gayi. santa ko gussa aya, ab wo billi ko bahut hi zyada dur chodne chala gaya. waha se usne apni biwi ko fone kiya- billi ghar pahoch gayi ya nahi? biwi- pahoch gayi h. santa- us kmini se bol k muje aa k le jay ME RASTA BHUL GAYA HU.
A New Vacuum Cleaner Salesman knocks at a Sardar's Home. Sardarni opens it. B4 She spoke, Salesman rushed into a Room & Emptied A Bag of Cow shit on Carpet. Salesman: Mam, if m unable 2 clean this up wid my new powerful Vacuum Cleaner in next 10 seconds, i'll EAT all this Shit. Sardar Entered and said: Do U need Chili or Tomato Sauce with shit ? Salesman: Why ? Sardar: Coz there's no electricty in d house. MORAL : Nvr B Over Smart. All Sardars r not Mad.
Santa: Piano bajate hue tum apni aankhen kyon band kar lete ho?Banta:Actually audience ki angry looks se main nervous ho jata hoon.
A Sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and suffered huge loss. Do U know what the business was in? He opened a Saloon in Punjab.
"She is kIddinG.." Santa translated dis into- "Woh bachey de rhi h." hahhaha;-)
After Death santa goes 2 heaven, God="Bol kya chaiye"? Santa="Muje sonni kuddi dila do", God= "Dila dunga,, Agr tu Muslim hai to KATRINA KAIF.. Agar Baniya hai to YANA GUPTA.. Aur Agar Punjabi hai to KAREENA KAPOOR,, Bol tera naam kya hai..??" Santa= "Mohammad Santa Singh Aggarwal"...
Santa 'LONDON' K Hotel Me Murgi Khane Gaya Par Murgi Ka English Name Bhul Gaya Waiter-What Do U Want To Eat Sir Santa-1 Plate Egg's Mother Fry.
Sardar returns home after 1 yr Asks 2 son, teri maa kaha he? Son- wo to pichle sal he mar gai thi. Sardar cryng- mujhe btaya kyo nhi? Son- socha surprise dunga.
Ek bar sardar church gaya or waha achanak light chali gayi or andhera ho gya, tabhi church me ghanta baja to sardar chillaya, "O teri Undertaker aa gya".
Santa k ghar 1 billi rehti thi. wo usse tang aa kr kanhi chod aya. ghar aya to billi pehle pahoch chuki thi. santa bili ko dobara kahi dur chod aya,billi fir pehle ghar pahuch gayi. santa ko gussa aya, ab wo billi ko bahut hi zyada dur chodne chala gaya. waha se usne apni biwi ko fone kiya- billi ghar pahoch gayi ya nahi? biwi- pahoch gayi h. santa- us kmini se bol k muje aa k le jay ME RASTA BHUL GAYA HU.
A New Vacuum Cleaner Salesman knocks at a Sardar's Home. Sardarni opens it. B4 She spoke, Salesman rushed into a Room & Emptied A Bag of Cow shit on Carpet. Salesman: Mam, if m unable 2 clean this up wid my new powerful Vacuum Cleaner in next 10 seconds, i'll EAT all this Shit. Sardar Entered and said: Do U need Chili or Tomato Sauce with shit ? Salesman: Why ? Sardar: Coz there's no electricty in d house. MORAL : Nvr B Over Smart. All Sardars r not Mad.
Santa: Piano bajate hue tum apni aankhen kyon band kar lete ho?Banta:Actually audience ki angry looks se main nervous ho jata hoon.
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